Heaven

Just as every church has its bells and marquees to proclaim to the world how to get to Heaven, I have my words to proclaim why I don't need directions. If that offends, ain't my fault.

Joseph Campbell called it "bliss". That's a pretty good word for it. I'd also call it "enlightenment", at the risk of offending the sensitive folks who are opposed to such things but who dislike being called stupid.

Yes its true. Kentucky has a Creationist museum that proudly proclaims that science upholds a literal view of the Bible.

Please...if you are in another state...DO NOT JUDGE US ALL! These are freaks of nature with $20 million of God's money to waste. I would have preferred a planetarium.